Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Sex Scandal in Nassau County? We're SHOCKED!

According to the article on the blackmailing swingers, the sex romps/extortion plots took place at "undisclosed locations in Carle Place."

We've got a few ideas where in Carle Place these transgression might have occured:
  • In the rugs department of Fortunoff
  • Between the pages of a Cheesecake Factory menu.
  • In the 2 Live Crew section at Tower Records
  • On the rising platform thingy on the dance floor at Chateau Briand
  • In the "eggery" part of the Thomas Ham & Eggery diner

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