Now How Much for a Lawyer Lapdance?
The Town of Hempstead is trying to shut down a self-described "upscale gentlemen's club" (which we know no real "gentleman" would ever enter) called (and oddly spelled) Seduccion Bar and Lounge.
Enticing, isn't it?
According to the article, lapdances cost $25. This despite the club's tagline (according to their Web site): "City Style Without the City Hassle." Last time we went to a bachelor party in the City, we hit Privilege, where the private dances were a mere double-sawbuck. (Hey, we didn't say we were gentlemen!) We think the extra five bucks for girls who couldn't make the cut in NYC clubs would be considered a "hassle," too!
Meanwhile, the town has hired a law firm at the rate of $175 an hour. For that price, they'd better file their legal briefs while not wearing their cotton briefs!
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