Showing posts with label Things That Make Long Island Look Bad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things That Make Long Island Look Bad. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

She Was Also Told She's Got Prostate Cancer



And the test results for hoof-and-mouth disease are pending. But they said she'll have to get her tonsils and appendix removed. Again.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Bovines Flying Over Icy Hades Dept.




As of now, we still don't know all the reasons why Joey and Amy have reunited. Mary-Jo sez it's all about the money, but we all know Joey has proved himself a man of integrity enough for that charge not to stick. A few other questions linger, though:

1. What was the point of Amy's plastic surgery?
2. Does the Long Island Press regret no longer having her as a columnist?
3. Will Amy eventually shoot herself in the face?
4. Why does anyone still care about these two?