Showing posts with label Zachary Gibian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zachary Gibian. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Because Zachary Gibian Wasn't Available


It ain't easy finding someone to decapitate a target. Most of the good ones are already in prison. (Though Zach claims his mother did it. Maybe the thug should have given HER a ring.)

Monday, March 05, 2007

Maybe Prison Really Is More "Wizard of Oz" Than "Oz"!

Convicted head-cutter-off-er Zachary Gibian is already preferring life in the slammer to life on "the outside," as they said we think on The Shawshank Redemption.

The most telling quote in the article is in the first paragraph:

To listen to Zachary Gibian describe the relaxation of reading six books in three weeks, writing poetry from his desk, and playing his favorite card game, "Cut throat," is to believe he has it made.