Attention, Wal-Mart Shoppers: Junkie in Aisle 5

Imagine What Her Salary Would Be If It Were a FOR-Profit

Bovines Flying Over Icy Hades Dept.




As of now, we still don't know all the reasons why Joey and Amy have reunited. Mary-Jo sez it's all about the money, but we all know Joey has proved himself a man of integrity enough for that charge not to stick. A few other questions linger, though:

1. What was the point of Amy's plastic surgery?
2. Does the Long Island Press regret no longer having her as a columnist?
3. Will Amy eventually shoot herself in the face?
4. Why does anyone still care about these two?

And Then They'll Need Another $1.7 Mil to Remove the Sand in the Spring

The "Suit" Was a Size 60

Someone Should Make Those Gangs a Little Less Flammable