His Wife Was Nabbed at the Lidz Store, Cowering Beneath an XXXL Kangol Cap


What they should have been protesting at the Smith Haven Mall:

1. The price for a slice of Sbarro's pizza, which sucks at any price.


2. The complicated waiting-for-a-table system at Cheesecake Factory.


3. The fact that Victoria's Secret models do not work at Victoria Secret, and that the actual workers at Victoria's Secret get mad and sometimes ask you to leave when you complain about this fact.


4. Hot Topic, and the kids who shop there.