So What Do We Get for a Half-Dozen Carnations?
The cops busted a prostitution ring in Centereach.

These suburban hookers advertised on Craig's List (maybe they're responsible for the recent crazy irate post). Newsday reports that the advertisement "offered sexual favors, but 'no full contact' [BOR-ING!]" for the price of "150 to 225 roses."

Said Sixth Precinct Inspector Frank Stallone (there's a Sly-Stallone's-brother joke in there somewhere, but we can't think of one right now): "That, obviously, is dollars."

"Roses" actually means "dollars"? Now THAT'S good police work! Better than CSI!

This One Is More "Rant" Than "Rave"


Call us sadistic, but we kinda feel like contacting this person with services or other commercial interests.

Happy Holidays! (WHOOPS!)

Because no two things go together as well as "Lord Jesus Christ" and "douchbags" [sic]...


And what's with that picture of Kris Kristofferson?

Will There Be Any Angry Replies?

Wade through the aptly named rants & raves section of craigslist and you'll find lots of bizarre posts, petty taunting, and proudly overt racism, sexism, and xenophobia.

Then we came across this headline: Buttermilk.

Could it be some gross, dairy-based sexual comment? A sick, dairy-based racial remark?

Actually, no:


Quite a contrast to the usual r&r stuff. So we flagged it as "prohibited."