We never understood the whole bigamy thing. Having just one spouse is hard enough on our sanity and wallet, not to mention that whole "I have to go on a little 'business trip'" thing you have to do every weekend.
(Plus, that polygamy show on HBO? Borrr-ing!)
Two sets of in-laws, potentially two sets of alimony. Who needs it? Sure, there's (likely) extra sex, but the downsides are just two much. We mean, TOO much.
One wonders what tipped off the Long Island husband. Maybe it was when she bought him an anniversary gift seven months early or spent her sixth consecutive weekend in Connecticut to see "family" (which wasn't exactly a lie).
What was she doing? Baking herself another wedding cake?
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