First Act of Office: Place National Earthquake Center Along San Andreas Fault

To the surprise of no one since, oh, 2002, "America's Mayor" (try saying that with a straight face) Rudy Giuliani is running for president. There's probably a joke in there somewhere, but we're feeling lazy this morning and will instead do a cheap "separated at birth" thingy:

Wow. That was fun. Here's another one featuring greedy cue-ball Dick Grasso: