There's Crazy, and Then There's Cah-RAY-zeeeee....

"Mental illness. Thought process disorder. No empathy. Malignant narcissism."

Judith Regan's self-diagnosis during weekly therapy sessions? No, these are the DSM-IV categorizations that the ambulance-chasing publisher uses to describe O.J. Simpson in her latest statement responding to criticism about her decision to publish The Juice's "hypothetical" tell-all book "If I Did It."

However, a quick scread of the 11706-native's raving, Percocet-fueled manifesto reveals that perhaps the Island has spawned another veritable whackjob the likes of which haven't been seen since John Spano thought he'd tap into his nonexistent petty cash fund and purchase a local NHL franchise.