Monday, June 18, 2007

Criminally Retarded



Like something out of a Warner Brothers cartoon, some idiot (from Selden, naturally) caused a fire by trying to steal gas by drilling into a the gas tank. (Interestingly, it took TWO Newsday reporters to write the story. How complicated could it have been?)

Other schemes this moron has hatched:
• Placing FOR SALE signs with his phone number on the front lawns of houses not actualy for sale.
• Grave robbing for eBay.
• Attempting to break into the main offices of Slomin's Home Security.
• Holding up a bakery because he heard "They got a lotta dough there."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why do you say that an idiot is "naturally" from Selden? Why not from Farmingdale or Valley Stream? What do you know about Selden as opposed to Lake Ronkonkoma? You write about Long Island as though you live in Illinois. What's you're real name?

Sincerely,
Miffed in Massapequa.