The House Should Get Its Own Zip Code and Mayor
In yet another shining example of the housing situation in Nassau, village inspectors found a Hempstead house that held 28 people.
Next door they found a house with a even worse situation. According to officials, it held:
Two single moms
One old guy
Two Bengali tigers
The Harlem Globetrotters
Three of Bill Clinton's mistresses
A dozen illegal aliens looking for contruction work
Five cans of Pringles
An Iranian nuclear power plant
Three fugitives featured on "America's Most Wanted"
Town of Hempstead Supervisor Kate Murray
Showing posts with label Hempstead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hempstead. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Maybe Building That THIRD Story Was a Bad Idea
File this under what we're calling "Long Irony." (Get it? Long Island? Irony? Long Irony?) John Loeffel, the buildings commissioner in Hempstead, failed to have his own home properly assessed after he expanded his little one-story cape to a three-story monster (see the photo we stole from Newsday at left).
Too bad Supervisor Kate Murray, who lobbied hard to get this guy his job, was in the dark. But wait--Newsday says she lives on the same street as Loeffel!
Next up in Hempstead: A restaurant owned by the health commissioner will be found to harbor bubonic plague.
File this under what we're calling "Long Irony." (Get it? Long Island? Irony? Long Irony?) John Loeffel, the buildings commissioner in Hempstead, failed to have his own home properly assessed after he expanded his little one-story cape to a three-story monster (see the photo we stole from Newsday at left).
Too bad Supervisor Kate Murray, who lobbied hard to get this guy his job, was in the dark. But wait--Newsday says she lives on the same street as Loeffel!
Next up in Hempstead: A restaurant owned by the health commissioner will be found to harbor bubonic plague.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Now How Much for a Lawyer Lapdance?
The Town of Hempstead is trying to shut down a self-described "upscale gentlemen's club" (which we know no real "gentleman" would ever enter) called (and oddly spelled) Seduccion Bar and Lounge.
Enticing, isn't it?
According to the article, lapdances cost $25. This despite the club's tagline (according to their Web site): "City Style Without the City Hassle." Last time we went to a bachelor party in the City, we hit Privilege, where the private dances were a mere double-sawbuck. (Hey, we didn't say we were gentlemen!) We think the extra five bucks for girls who couldn't make the cut in NYC clubs would be considered a "hassle," too!
Meanwhile, the town has hired a law firm at the rate of $175 an hour. For that price, they'd better file their legal briefs while not wearing their cotton briefs!
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