Do You Want the Good News First, or the Bad?

So Michael Patrick Nelson has finally ended his allegedly award-winning column in the Long Island Press. What would we do without the most naval-gazing writer on Long Island?



But wait! Now! He! Has! A! Blog!!!!!!!!

Nelson Ravings Summary: December 21, 2006

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: Nothing but the Best
Word count: 1346
"I" usage: 66 "I"; 6 "I'm"; 1 "I'd"; 0 "I've"
"Jenn" mentions: 0
Four-word summary: "I list music favorites."

Nelson Ravings Summary: December 14, 2006

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: 'Tis the Season
Word count: 1233
"I" usage: 47 "I"; 15 "I'm"; 1 "I'd"; 2 "I've"
"Jenn" mentions: 2
Four-word summary: "I'm a baseball fanatic."

Nelson Ravings Summary: December 7, 2006

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: In the Pines
Word count: 1,233
"I" usage: 40 "I"; 6 "I'm"; 1 "I'll"; 3 "I've"
"Jenn" mentions: 13
Four-word summary: "I am Charlie Brown."

Nelson Ravings Summary: September 14, 2006

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: Downtown
Word count: 1313
"I" usage: 41 "I"; 5 "I'm"; 0 "I'd"; 4 "I've"
Four-word summary: "I had to pee."

Nelson Ravings Summary

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: Fashion and Fame
Word count: 1308
"I" usage: 53 "I"; 2 "I'm"; 4 "I'd"; 1 "I've"
Four-word summary: "I like Project Runway."