Nelson Ravings Summary: December 7, 2006

In which we plow through the weekly Long Island Press column so you don't have to.

Title: In the Pines
Word count: 1,233
"I" usage: 40 "I"; 6 "I'm"; 1 "I'll"; 3 "I've"
"Jenn" mentions: 13
Four-word summary: "I am Charlie Brown."