So LIPA's Richard Kessel resigned his CEO post (while still remaining chairman and collecting the CEO's $165,000+ salary) nine months ago, and never told anyone.
This from a guy who's drawn to a microphone like geeks to a Rush concert at Jones Beach. According to Newsday:
Asked why there was no public release, he said, "I didn't see any reason to do it."
Turns out there were a few other things Kessel has found no reason to publicly disclose:
- He owns a solar-powered applause machine that he hides behind the podium during his ubiquitous press conferences.
- He is working behind the scenes to kill Donald Trump's plans for a high-end restaurant at Jones Beach because he wants a Ponderosa with an all-you-can-eat buffet.
- He is the reason all the chicken-salad sandwiches have gone missing from refrigerators in the LIPA cafeterias.