Mayor Bloomberg went to Washington to ask why the hell the anti-terror funds are spread across the country "like peanut butter" (Mayor Mike didn't say whether he meant creamy or chunky) rather than focused in the New York area where, like, almost all the attacks and threats take place.
Norm Coleman distinguished senator from Minnesota, a place that can elect Jesse Ventura governor, declared:
"There are a lot of areas of great risk, you know, throughout the heartland. In Minnesota, we have the Mall of America. ... Minnesota Wild [hockey team] play at the Xcel Energy Center, a symbol of America."
The guy has a point. I mean, that's what they quiz you on when you want to become a citizen. The symbols of America: Mount Rushmore, the Statue of Liberty, and THE XCEL ENERGY CENTER, HOME OF THE MINNESOTA WILD HOCKEY TEAM!
You'd think the Meadowlands would be a bigger target. The Devils play there.
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