Human punchline and former Long Islander scumbag ("former" on the Long Islander part, not the scumbag part) Joey Buttafuoco turned himself in to serve a one-year sentence for illegally possessing ammunition.
Two observations:
1. Only someone like Joey would have ammunition, but no gun. One assumes he would defend himself by THROWING or perhaps SPITTING the bullets at his attacker.
2. Joey will likely argue that his ex-wife Mary Jo, who still has a bullet lodged in her skull from former Long Island Press columnist and plastic surgery patient Amy Fisher (who used a gun, by the way), is ALSO in legal possession of ammunition.
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