Thursday, December 21, 2006

Start by Asking for References, Like the Names of Other People the Guy's Killed

Some guy from North Bellmore (that alone should send up a warning flare) was busted for trying to have his wife killed. The hitman he tried to hire turned out to be an undercover cop.

Is it just us, or is this like the jillionth time a guy got busted for trying to hire a hitman that was actually an undercover cop? We suggest next time, when interviewing the potential assassin, asking some pointed questions, like, oh, maybe..."Are you an undercover cop?"

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